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"Let's SKIT Crazy" with Christian skits by Fred!

Welcome to the web's most popular destination for quality drama, plays and skits!

Chances are you've found this site after searching the web for high-quality, Bible-based, original and fun skit scripts for you or your church's drama team to perform.

Well... here they are! Imaginative scripts that are excitingly -and refreshingly- different. And, incredibly, they're provided absolutely free of charge! How? By also making available awesome soundtracks you can purchase to make your performance much more exciting, professional, and effective!

This site is for you; the drama team director, actor or youth worker!

"Hi, thanks for stopping by!"

About The Webmaster, Frederick Passmore: Writer, performer and producer of the radio programs of several nationally-broadcast ministries, Frederick is also owner of the independant Sheep Laughs Records label and production facility. He has produced radio programs for D. James Kennedy, Michael Guido "The Sower," and Phil Waldrep, among others.

A veteran of radio for over 24 years, and a Christian comedian for over a decade (check out his work on the Comedy CDs page) , Frederick uses his writing, performing and audio production experience in creating these scripts and CD soundtracks for you to use!

So, the same laughs he gets on stage, performing in churches around the country, you can now get when you use the material!

Still curious? Read more!

Want to talk? Go to the Contact Fred page!

Keep up with new skits and blog posts!

Need Biblical Drama Costumes?

"Fear my mighty plastic sword!"

If you are doing any of the scripts here that require Biblical robes or Roman armor (like "Jerusalem's Most Wanted"), here is a new page with some links to websites where you can find them. These links are also helpful for any Biblical dramas or skits you may be doing already. Click here for them!

Here's A Fun Idea...

Got a videocam and a PC video-editing savvy drama team member ? Why not make a movie of some of these scripts?

Most of them would adapt themselves easily to being made as a film, especially those that come with a soundtrack CD with the music and effects supplied for you to mix in.

When it's done, show it on the sanctuary's overhead screen, and wow the congregation! A fun project that people will want to watch over and over for years to come. And they might even clamor for sequels!

Go here on my skit blog to see some films that others have made of my scripts, to enjoy and get some ideas.

Note: please read the Usage Terms on each script. Videos may not be sold, and each must have the copyright and authorship info in the credits.

Visit the Testimonials Page to see what those that have used scripts are saying!

Scripts that are: Encouraging... Evangelical... and Entertaining!
Please Read This FIRST! How To Use This Site:

1. The scripts are free to read, print out and use on the Scripts Page. Click on the skit title or banner above each script description to access the skit. If you decide to use one, all you have to do is tell me.

2. Most of the skits have an accompanying soundtrack CD. Each script contains a yellow box near the top with the Soundtrack Info in it, the Shopping Cart button, as well as an audio preview of the CD. This box will tell you if you do the lines and the soundtrack supplies the music and sound effects, or if it contains the narration for the "no-lines-to-learn" scripts. You will find the audio preview on each skit page under this banner:

3. Make sure you know what you are ordering by reading the Soundtrack Info box and listening to the audio preview.

That's it! The rest is just gravy... hot, delicious gravy to enjoy as you take the time to read.


We've had well over one million and a half visitors since opening this site! Read all about it on my blog.

"This site is an answer to a drama leader's prayers!!!"
-Veronica Argueta, Brooklyn, NY

Equip and energise your drama team for the new year!

One of our best-selling items!

The Soundtrack CDs have proved to be so popular, that I have packaged them all together in one money and time-saving item! Called "The Ultimate Skit Kit," this binder collects all 22 soundtrack CDs, containing the musical and sound elements to all the scripts from this site, over 50 in all! Buy it on the Soundtracks Page and lift your drama team to an exciting new plateau of effectiveness and professionalism. And save big bucks at the same time!

Here's what one recent happy customer had to say:

Hey Fred,
I just received the Ultimate Skit Kit in the mail today. Thank you for sending it so rapidly.  I applaud your organizational skills!  This is such a professional package and quite impressive!
Also, thank you for providing such wonderful skits with sound effects that smaller churches like ourselves can afford with limited funds. 
May our Heavenly Father richly bless your endeavors, your life, and your relationships.
Danny and Martha Vergunst

Visit my skit blog!

Although I have posted some helpful hints here on this site, I am starting a "blog proper" over at I will be posting regular entries with thoughts about the art of skits/sketches and drama. There will also be tips on performing and using the soundtrack CDs, as well as lots of photos and videos of churches performing the skits scripts; and even several films! Visit it often!

About The Site...

All of the scripts on this site are created from my background as a radio copywriter and producer, professional comedian/performer and recording artist. So I'm able to bring to the scripts my experience, which will make your job easier and more exciting. I hope that you find a lot of scripts that you like, and that you join the many, many hundreds of people across America that have done these sketches for their church. (See the Testimonials Page for some comments.)

There are presently over 50 scripts posted, all available on the Scripts Page. Quality is emphasized over quantity. These are not your typical "two people stand and talk a couple of minutes" type of simple skits... but each one is written to conform to the same high standards for content, imagination and humor as the comedy CDs I produce. If it's not good enough for a CD project, I won't put it here for you to use in live performances!

Every script has been performed many times (see the Testimonies Page), and many of them have in fact been recorded and produced for the Sheep Laughs Records comedy albums. All of them are written with a scriptural point in mind; none are just for laughs. In some the Biblical truth is spelled out, in others it is more of a parable.

Many of the scripts have a CD available for purchase that supplies the sound effects and musical backgrounds called for in the scripts. Free scripts and soundtrack CDs you can order if you wish... a skit-terrific idea!

"The proof is in the pudding," goes the old saying, but when it comes to the effectiveness of these scripts, the proof is in the performance.

The Testimonials Page is overflowing with visitor email comments about the scripts they have used from this site, to great effect. Every day I get emails from people informing me that they are using a script. Here is a recent example...

Hello Brother Fred,

We are using your hilarious script "Assignment: Hindrance" to open up our new "Impact Repertory Theater" company.  Your scripts are a gift from God and you truly have been anointed by the Lord in this area.  I searched high and wide for script sources, before I was led to your site and I am so glad that I found you.

As a former professional actor, I must say that I am quite impressed by the consistent quality of your work.  You have managed to get the message across in a way that is not "corny" and reaches the most sophisticated audience without shying away from the impact of God's Word.  We plan on using more of your work as our ministry grows and I will certainly let you know what and when, as requested. But I want to again say thank you, for sharing your gifts with the world by making your scripts available online.

Your fruit is evident, brother, in that many, many of the lost or backslidden will hear your words, laugh and unbeknownst to them, receive the seed of His Word, that will soon produce a great harvest in their lives. May God richly bless you and yours.

-Pastor Curtis Davenport
Impact Church, Charlotte, NC

To read many, many other emails, go here!

Video Spotlight: View a series of videos from a church that did an excellent performance of "The Crate Escape" script from this site. Click here to go the the Video Spotlight page... it will inspire you to do it also!


The first soundtrack created in response to popular demand!


About a third of the scripts here do not have soundtracks to go with them, since not all are written to include much music and effects; it depends on the needs of the script. But, I would still get emails asking if there was a soundtrack for those, since they liked the soundtracks for the others. I always explained that the script did not have enough music or effects needed to justify a soundtrack CD like some of the others.

But as time went by, I realised that many would like to have at least some kind of music even for those. They enjoyed using the existing CDs on what they had done from here before, and didn't want to do anything "dry" anymore! (Once you "track," you can't go back!) So, I decided to put together a supplemental CD that supplied the musical open and close parts for the remaining "track-less" scripts, for people to use if they wanted to add that "little something extra" to their performance.

So, on the Soundtracks Page you will now find available to order the Supplemental Skit Trax CD that contains the musical elements for the following scripts: "The Wrap Group," "The Guy With the Cardboard Christ," "The Stupid Dummy's Guide To Higher Self-Esteem," "A Canvas of Lies," "A Day To Remember," "Crazy For Christ," "The Sheep's Clothing Store," "The Gift," "The Man With The Shellfish Heart," "Assignment: Hindrance," "In The Shadow Of Death," and "Tricks or Treats: Scare vs Share." Plus, the standard open and close music for the short "Skit Bits" scripts! All this for only $25 plus $2 shipping. Wow!

You asked for it, you got it!

NEW! Click here to listen to a new feature: a 6 minute Windows Media preview of this entire soundtrack CD, with short clips from each track!

Our skit scripts and soundtrack CDs go together like a hotdog and a bun... why separate them?

Not only does this site offer some of the most unusual and fun skits anywhere, it also makes available professionally recorded and digitally mixed soundtracks to go with them! Find out why so many people are ordering them, and coming back as repeat customers for more. Go to the Soundtracks Information page!

NEW: On all of the skit pages you will find an audio preview of the soundtrack that goes with that script! Look for this banner:

And you will find a link to play the preview!

Some of the scripts on our site have been adapted from Prime Example radio releases, such as "The Great Church Robbery," "Attack of the Monster Tongue," Testimony Show," etc. Much thought has been devoted to ways of making them performable by live groups, which offers varying degrees of complexity, and various soundtrack versions. But here's a new way to do them, easily and quickly: "Live Radio Style!" Check out the details on our new "LRS" page here!

To learn more about the Sheep Laughs Records label, which publishes the CD soundtracks you will find on this site, click on the banner below.

I recently did a survey of the hundreds of emails I have received informing me that a script is being used. I was pleased to find that many churches in ALL FIFTY STATES have used them, as well as over a dozen foreign countries. I'm truly thankful!

Click here to see a hit counter map of the world with the location of the last few month's visitors in red.

Just as an aside, the states that used a significantly greater number than the others are, in order, Texas, Virginia, Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Ohio. Medium-use states are Illinois, California, Georgia, Washington and Florida. Maybe it's just that Texas covers a larger area, or maybe they have more drama teams, but it took first place in the number of churches using scripts from this site. Go, Texas!


Have you done any of the skits from this site, or plan to? We want to see your videos or pictures! Go to this page to find out more...

Want to see pictures submitted by churches that have performed these skit scripts?
Go to the Submissions Page!

Podcast = On-Demand Radio

If you enjoy the scripts on this site, you'll probably enjoy a radio show/podcast that I also produce!

Subscribe to (or download) the Sheep Laughs Comedy Show program and enjoy a new show each Friday. Burn some shows to CD and take it with you on the road to help the miles pass more enjoyably.

It's a 15-minute weekly variety show featuring the best in Christian comedy stand-up, skits and songs, all under one hoof! Subscribe for your iPod or download to your PC. It's national broadcast quality, it's free, and you'll enjoy it. It's like radio, except... you listen when you want to. And you get to keep it!

Go to the Sheep Laughs Comedy Show official site to listen or subscribe, and for more info!

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