Category Archives: No Lines To Learn

Scripts that are performed to our narrated sound tracks.

“The Pastor’s Barbeque”

sheeplaughs   June 11, 2017   Comments Off on “The Pastor’s Barbeque”

“The Pastor’s Barbeque”  written by Frederick Passmore Copyright 2002-2017 Sheep Laughs Records Synopsis: Based on our 2003 national radio release, and performed to a musical soundtrack, this skit/song combo tells the story of how some disgruntled church members call a secret meeting to oust the pastor, a true man of God. As they roast him with their heated complaints, an… Read more »

“The Narrated Nativity”

sheeplaughs   September 29, 2016   Comments Off on “The Narrated Nativity”

“The Narrated Nativity” (Nativity Story Excerpts from “Redemption In The Wings” Play) by Frederick Passmore copyright 2009 Sheep Laughs Publications This is the script for the embedded “Nativity Play” scenes found in the play “Redemption In The Wings.” You may do it separately if you wish, to have a shorter traditional Christmas story, without having to learn lines. The story… Read more »

“Stormy Night, Holy Night”

sheeplaughs   August 19, 2016   Comments Off on “Stormy Night, Holy Night”

“Stormy Night, Holy Night” written by Fred Passmore copyright 2015 Sheep Laughs Publications Synopsis: A new 18-minute “No Lines To Learn” Christmas script with soundtrack… and it only takes TWO people to perform! On Christmas Eve, a father and teen daughter take refuge in their basement from a coming storm. The storm building in the young girl’s mind and heart,… Read more »

“Assignment: Comfort And Joy!”

sheeplaughs   August 19, 2016   Comments Off on “Assignment: Comfort And Joy!”

2 Corinthians 1:3-5 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies and God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort those who are in any trouble, with the comfort with which we ourselves are comforted by God. “Assignment: Comfort And Joy!” (Shorter 2015 Version)… Read more »

“The Junk Man’s Christmas Dinner”

sheeplaughs   February 24, 2016   Comments Off on “The Junk Man’s Christmas Dinner”

Synopsis: A hermit that lives by a junkyard is spending Christmas Eve feeling sorry for himself. But his solitude is interrupted by a visitor worse off than him, and he learns that the key to the joy of the season is giving what you can. Includes a reading of the Nativity Story, also! Approximately 15 minutes and only needs four… Read more »

“Attack of the Monster Tongue”

sheeplaughs   February 24, 2016   Comments Off on “Attack of the Monster Tongue”

Looking for something short but hard-hitting and fall-down funny? Why not perform our radio hit song with skit elements, “Attack of the Monster Tongue?” Lots of others around the country have; puppet teams, singing groups, drama teams, and more. You’ll cackle and chortle over this story of Gossips Gone Wild! About 4-6 minutes long. Soundtrack key: BOTH OPTIONS ARE ON THE… Read more »

“The Great Church Robbery”

sheeplaughs   February 14, 2016   Comments Off on “The Great Church Robbery”

Synopsis: This short poem, a Christian version of “The Grinch” story, can done as a dramatic reading using the background music and sound effects, or acted out to the narrated version on the same CD. In it, we see a bitter old man living next door to a church, which irritates him with the loud worship and obvious fellowship of… Read more »

“Prohibiting Prayer: The Daniel Decree”

sheeplaughs   January 31, 2016   Comments Off on “Prohibiting Prayer: The Daniel Decree”

“Prohibiting Prayer: The Daniel Decree” written by Fred Passmore copyright 2013 Sheep Laughs Publications Synopsis: A retelling of the story of Daniel and the Lion’s Den from a new perspective. The Chief Scribe to King Darius, responsible for chronicling events in the kingdom, tells the story that he and his son witness and became participants in. Both he and his son… Read more »

“A Midnight Dreary”

sheeplaughs   January 29, 2016   Comments Off on “A Midnight Dreary”

“A Midnight Dreary” by Frederick Passmore Synposis: A highly entertaining 18-minute two-man play that is easy to do… with no dialog to learn! All the action is performed to a fully-produced CD with the narration, music and sound effects. Perfect for Fall Festivals or Halloween Alternative events, but can be done any time. A man is spending a stormy night… Read more »

“The Jokers Of Jericho”

sheeplaughs   January 29, 2016   Comments Off on “The Jokers Of Jericho”

“The Jokers of Jericho” by Fred Passmore Synopsis: In a script that is performed without actor lines, only narration supplied on the soundtrack CD, Storyteller Grandpa is relating the Biblical events of the fall of Jericho to a group of children. As he speaks, our imagination brings it to life, and we see parts of the story acted out by… Read more »