Note: This is the original version of the script that was adapted for “Mama Knows Best,” which changes the characters and situation to apply to Mother’s Day. This version has two men that are friends as the characters. The Soundtrack is the same and used for both.
Number of cast: 2
Length of play: 18-20 minutes.
Category: Comedic, Medium-length skit
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Synopsis: Wishing to be stronger in his Christian walk, but not willing to do what is necessary, a gullible fellow orders an advertised “Spiritually Fit Kit” from a TV infomercial. When it arrives, he heads over to a friend’s house him to invite him to join in the program. Recognizing the futility of try to take a shortcut to spiritual health, the more mature friend advises against it, but stays to witness the predictably painful (and hilarious) results! Picking up the pieces when it’s all over, he helps him to see the true path to spiritual growth and health.
Soundtrack key: This is the type of script where your actors deliver their lines and the soundtrack supplies the background music and sound effects as the script calls for them.
Characters: Bill, the one ordering the kit. Leonard, the friend who warns him and then helps him. (Please note: the gender of both or either of the characters may be changed according to your cast or desires. The soundtrack CD also works for either.) NOTE: Change the script slightly to make Leonard be Bill’s father to make it fantastic for Father’s Day!
Costumes: Casual clothes, with the exception of a pair of large, colorful, fuzzy animal-shaped bedroom slippers for Bill. The more ridiculous looking, the better!
Props: Box with the letters “Spiritually Fit Kit” on the outside, large enough to hold all the props that go inside the kit. (A graphic that you can print out to make this sign comes with the script.) A boom box, hand-held mirror, iron, plastic police nightstick (can be found at a costume store or a place like Party City), large plastic cross necklace, (also available at the costume store or Party City), manila envelope, CD in case. Bible for Leonard. Box of tissues. Some fake dollar bills.
Setting: A living room. May be as minimal as a card table and a couple of folding chairs.
(A general description of the script; not all details or scenes are here, but it gives you a very good overall picture of what it is like.)
“How To Be Spiritually Fit!”
Written by Frederick Passmore
Leonard comes onstage and sits down to watch some TV, killing some time before he goes to the Men’s Bible Study at his church that evening. He gets a call from his pal Bill, who is enthusiastic about his latest mail order gimmick. Leonard tells him to come on over and show it to him, then goes back to watching TV. A commercial is playing that advertises an item called “The Spiritually Fit Kit,” and the creator, Miss Fitt, promises a healthy spiritual life when the program and exercises are followed. Leonard scoffs at the notion, and as he wonders out loud what kind of idiot would fall for such a thing, his pal Bill springs into the room, proudly displaying the Spiritually Fit Kit!
Preview a PDF page of the script that contains the scene above by clicking here: How_To_Be_Spiritually_Fit_sample_01
As Bill proudly shows off his kit, singing its praises and trying to convince Leonard how helpful it will be, his friend is making fun of him for his gullibility and simple-mindedness. When Leonard sees that Bill is disappointed that he is not willing to participate in the use the program, he suggests that he try it out first so he can see how well it works. Leonard’s plan is to let him find out for himself that there are no shortcuts to spiritual strength and wellness.
Agreeing to the suggestion as a challenge, Bill opens the package and observes the contents of the box, reading the enclosed usage directions. Taking out a CD, he borrows his friend’s boombox and puts it in. The voice of Miss Fitt comes on, welcoming him to the program and a new life of vibrant and active faith. As the program gets underway, Miss Fitt instructs him to take the first item from the box, which is a large plastic cross on a string. She tells him that he must wear this around his neck to let proudly everyone know he is a Christian. Then she leads him in the Miss Fitt “victory dance” which she does on TV, and he looks ridiculous as he does the short jig as she sings “This Little Light Of Mine.”
Preview a PDF page of the script that contains the scene above by clicking here: How_To_Be_Spiritually_Fit_sample_02
Next, Miss Fitt informs him that the Holy Spirit wouldn’t want to live in a run-down shack anymore then we would, so he needs to get in shape by pumping iron. She instructs him to take out item #2, which is an actual clothes iron! Putting him through a series of actions as he hefts the iron, she speeds up her directions as he gets worn out. As the CD guide continues, Louie is put through a series of increasingly humiliating exercises, each one with the goal of correcting some spiritual fault, or increasing one’s spiritual strength… all using physical activity to try and accomplish.
As Leonard sits back and watched the amusing display, Bill is getting more tired and discouraged. The last activity involves self-punishment, and he uses the included police billy club to beat himself over the head with repeatedly. Concerned now, Leonard is worried about his well-being, but the last command from Miss Fitt is for him to repeat all the actions, in a quick recap, as she yells out the orders and he hustles about the stage, working out, humiliating himself, hitting himself with the nightstick, and so on. When it’s all over, she tells him that if he does this every day, he will be spiritually fit! This last bit of info drives him over the edge, and he grabs the nightstick, smashing the items on the table, the boombox, and even taking a swing at Leonard as he tries to intervene.
As the skit wraps up, Leonard helps him to understand the proper path to spiritual health and strength. Gathering the items together to get a refund, Bill informs him of what he plans to spend the money on… another kit called “Preaching The Gospel For Fun and Profit.” Ordering him like a marine sergeant, Leonard marches him out of the room and to the Men’s Bible Study in double-time!
Preview a PDF page of the script that contains the scene above by clicking here: How_To_Be_Spiritually_Fit_sample_03
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The Grace Bible Church in Sinking Spring, Ohio performed “How To Be Spiritually Fit” on 2-9.
We had great results with this skit. People were laughing hysterically. My husband and I had a lot of fun performing the skit, too. Today at church the pastor asked who remembered what the skit’s message was, and what the guest speaker’s message was; people remembered the message of the skit, more than the message from the guest speaker!
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